If you’re tired of clearing out a room after a particularly large dose of ice cream, or you want to ensure that you don’t scare your first date away on taco night, a French company has got your back with the fart pill, a product that promises to make your farts smell good.
The company, Lutin Malin, has been around since 2007 and claims their all-natural dietary supplement has countless returning customers, meaning that someone is using it… and then choosing to buy it again. So it works for some people.
There are a variety of scents to choose from, including Christmas Chocolate, Violets, May Day Lilies and even Ginger. One bottle contains 60 pills, and the website says to take anywhere from 2 to 6 pills per meal depending on ‘desired effects’.
We’re not entirely sure what that means. If you only take 2, will it be fart with a hint of flowers, or is it more of a digestive-based, person-specific situation?
Fart pills are available for you and your loved ones from the Lutin Malin website with free shipping, even if you are in the US. If you live in Europe, you can also get them from Amazon.co.uk. They will run you about $22 for 60 pills, which is at the maximum 30 meals worth of pleasant farts.
